There Aint no Sanity Clause: Proof that masturbation can make you go blind ... and apparently profoundly deaf to the sound of hairy palming in the morning.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Proof that masturbation can make you go blind ... and apparently profoundly deaf to the sound of hairy palming in the morning.

AUSTEREO chief Peter Harvie says he’s not the best judge of whether a show featuring a masturbation contest appeals to listeners.

Sandilands and others reportedly held a competition on air in May that involved giving contestants pornography and seeing who could masturbate the fastest and who had the largest sperm count.

Mr Harvie said he was not the best judge of whether such programs were appealing.

“I am afraid that I don’t hear much of the Kyle and Jackie O show because I am located in Melbourne,” Mr Harvie said.

It's a bit of a worry when the head of a national radio network doesn't get to hear a program emanating from his own company because it isn't being broadcast in his home town.

Let's all pass the hat around and get Mr Harvie better technical staff, a more powerful crystal set ... and a tastefully air brushed copy of 'Man Junior'.

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